hi-fi website to come... someday. for now, deal with some 1996 stylee!!!





HI We're on HIATUS but <3 4eva!!

...our last effort:


Chairmen of the Bored's one year anniversary, OUR SECOND ANNUAL SCAVENGER HUNT. 



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AND Some [OLD STEEZ] we are WERE proud to present










Also....:






And yes, of course.... dum dum dumm....





5 Min Stories: I Love NYC-- Ben Popper from Chairmen of the Bored on Vimeo.

Plus more "5 Minute Stories: I LOVE NYC" videos here at the COTB Vimeo Channel!



AND


AND SOME MORE REAL-WORLD DEETAGE...

1) COTB is: Jeffrey Beaumont, Mnesarete, short pants, and She Hate Me

2) email us: thechairmen@chairmenofthebored.com

3) fan-love us: Chairmen of the Bored Facebook page

4) braincore us: ACTUALIZED DISTINCTION TRANSMOGRIFIER page


Ezra: you're like a Todd P of high fives
Ezra: feel free to quote me on your press clippings

CHECK OUT PHOTOZ FROM THE 6 FEB 10, RAIL WORLD: A SUBWAY RACE at the COTB

AND CHECK OUT PHOTOZ FROM THE 7 NOV 09, BRAINPLOTTING: A SCAVENGER HUNT at the COTB


"specializing in group ridiculosity"

And of course, thanks to the following dudes for their help with...

DESIGN: "TANGELLO" TED Angelilli;
PHOTOS: SPIFFAE Du-cache and Royal Scourge;
VIDZSIES: Jesse Wiki-Beller; and
LIFE VICTORIES: EVERYONE'S MOM